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52 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.5”
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Come on man!!! Look at my arm its all stretched out now and funny looking compared to my other arm. Why did you pull on it like that?
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Acai did not lengthen my right arm by 3 feet or grow the extra appendage from my left elbow.I’m on a list of supplements as long as my right arm.
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Go, go Gadget arm!
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Is it really so painful if your hand streches so long?
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I’m tellin’ the truth, man, the fish was this big!
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The Italians looked on as the Portuguese international, Pinot Kio’s, lie became increasingly apparent.
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Come on… Go and get you some EMV already and quit with the excuses.
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I can shake so many more hands now thanks to you
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This is why I’m the Goalie
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Wiseguy…Why I oughtta!
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Stretch Armstrong: What do you mean I can’t be the goalie?
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After patting his team mate on the shoulder, Nigel suddenly realizes his full potential…….in tennis.
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Do you know what stopped the leper soccer game? There was a hand off on the side line.
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Doing it with Passion.
“This way to the EMV drink table”LikeLike
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This is how the government gets your money! They distract you into looking into one direction while reaching around and picking your pocket from the other side!
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Elastia Boy To The Rescue!
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Is my hand shortened at all, that it cannot redeem?
Isaiah 50:2LikeLike
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I told you not to make him mad, he has one heck of a back hand!
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Having failed with the sumo wrestler goalie, they moved on to this guy. Work smarter, not just harder!
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But I did tell him that the tree stump wouldn’t fit in your pickup!!
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You should see how good I am at stealing bases in baseball!
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This administration is about this far to the right! You didn’t think they gave me Lucky 13 for my short arm did ya?
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“Hey, yeah you over there, what did the five fingers say to the face?…SMACK!!!
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My patience has been stretched this far, dude. Do NOT make me slap you.
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Mr. Fantastic was heavily recruited to play soccer in the UK, turned out he had two left feet as a goalie!
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Come on guys. We do it all together: “You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out…”
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Ohhh…common! I didn’t use my “elastic hand” to give that goal!!
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Handball? My arm’s not any longer than Thierry Henry’s!
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Ooops, Ben, I think I just blew my Fantastic Four alter ego.
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Scott – love that one! I was gonna post the same line!
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For years, there were rumors about an exceptionally gifted, long-armed phenom on the Armenian’s Men’s soccer team, but most people thought the rumors were stretching the truth.
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Ahhhh! Come on…how could I have possibly touched the ball with my hand?
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What the long arm of the law does for fun, when not writing speeding tickets for chris brady
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” Hey, If you want to join our TEAM we don’t give HAND OUTS only HAND UPS ( way ups …. )
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Soccer? Aw come on man, I thought we were here for a group hug!
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Didn’t you see we were making a right turn.
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Awwww..Come on goalie! I could have even blocked that goal…?
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don’t even try to go Right… the long arm of the law will get you…
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After listening to the Blue Team complain, the Yellow Team’s goalie came out of the goal to argue his reach was not an unfair advantage, meanwhile the fullbacks
thought, “Not Again”LikeLike
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The ref had no idea of the repercussions when he made that bad call. Mr. Fantastic now prepares for the mother of all face slaps!
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I represent the government; I have a “hand out” for everyone!
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Ahhh, Come on! I can’t believe you drank all the MonaVie… Couldn’t you see it over on our bench?
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DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL?!
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, and with an arm that long maybe you can pick your friends nose
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I cannot make my point any clearer!!
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ah, come on….if I’ve told you once, I’ve old you a million times. Put the toilet seat down where you’re finished.
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Hanky Lanky touched the ball. Hanky Lanky thought he had a bad call.
All the team’s players and all the team’s men knew that he got bent out of shape again.LikeLike
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I think Sherri Emerson wins :D))
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Some say it’s smoke and mirrors, but this is really the way the government works! Just tell them how long you want the arm (aka: how much money you need) and they’ll grow the arm (aka: print more money).
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RED ROVER, RED ROVER we call Ronaldo over!!!
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