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52 responses to “Caption Contest 2010.5”

  1. Steve-O Avatar
    Steve-O

    Come on man!!! Look at my arm its all stretched out now and funny looking compared to my other arm. Why did you pull on it like that?

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  2. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Acai did not lengthen my right arm by 3 feet or grow the extra appendage from my left elbow.I’m on a list of supplements as long as my right arm.

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  3. Andrea G Avatar
    Andrea G

    Go, go Gadget arm!

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  4. schlomo henig Avatar
    schlomo henig

    Is it really so painful if your hand streches so long?

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  5. rob raymond Avatar
    rob raymond

    I’m tellin’ the truth, man, the fish was this big!

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  6. Max Gebhart Avatar
    Max Gebhart

    The Italians looked on as the Portuguese international, Pinot Kio’s, lie became increasingly apparent.

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  7. Paul Baggett Avatar
    Paul Baggett

    Come on… Go and get you some EMV already and quit with the excuses.

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  8. Michael Davis Avatar
    Michael Davis

    I can shake so many more hands now thanks to you

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  9. Andrew Mey Avatar
    Andrew Mey

    This is why I’m the Goalie

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  10. Marianne Ashton Avatar

    Wiseguy…Why I oughtta!

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  11. Michael Clark Avatar
    Michael Clark

    Stretch Armstrong: What do you mean I can’t be the goalie?

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  12. Ian Pardington Avatar
    Ian Pardington

    After patting his team mate on the shoulder, Nigel suddenly realizes his full potential…….in tennis.

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  13. David Nelson Avatar
    David Nelson

    Do you know what stopped the leper soccer game? There was a hand off on the side line.

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  14. David Nelson Avatar
    David Nelson

    Doing it with Passion.
    “This way to the EMV drink table”

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  15. John Dickinson Avatar

    This is how the government gets your money! They distract you into looking into one direction while reaching around and picking your pocket from the other side!

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  16. Malissa Avatar
    Malissa

    Elastia Boy To The Rescue!

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  17. Owen Derry Avatar
    Owen Derry

    Is my hand shortened at all, that it cannot redeem?
    Isaiah 50:2

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  18. Ben Grab Avatar
    Ben Grab

    I told you not to make him mad, he has one heck of a back hand!

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  19. Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor Avatar
    Bill Kolasa in Ann Arbor

    Having failed with the sumo wrestler goalie, they moved on to this guy. Work smarter, not just harder!

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  20. Mrsfarm Avatar
    Mrsfarm

    But I did tell him that the tree stump wouldn’t fit in your pickup!!

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  21. dean clouse Avatar
    dean clouse

    You should see how good I am at stealing bases in baseball!

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  22. Doug Hines Avatar
    Doug Hines

    This administration is about this far to the right! You didn’t think they gave me Lucky 13 for my short arm did ya?

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  23. John Avatar
    John

    “Hey, yeah you over there, what did the five fingers say to the face?…SMACK!!!

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  24. Phillip Wickey Avatar
    Phillip Wickey

    My patience has been stretched this far, dude. Do NOT make me slap you.

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  25. Shawn Reed Avatar
    Shawn Reed

    Mr. Fantastic was heavily recruited to play soccer in the UK, turned out he had two left feet as a goalie!

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  26. Dave Walker Avatar
    Dave Walker

    Come on guys. We do it all together: “You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out…”

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  27. Kazi Rashid Avatar
    Kazi Rashid

    Ohhh…common! I didn’t use my “elastic hand” to give that goal!!

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  28. curtisgb Avatar
    curtisgb

    Handball? My arm’s not any longer than Thierry Henry’s!

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  29. David Nelson Avatar
    David Nelson

    Ooops, Ben, I think I just blew my Fantastic Four alter ego.

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  30. Yitz Weiss Avatar
    Yitz Weiss

    Scott – love that one! I was gonna post the same line!

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  31. Mark Mester Avatar
    Mark Mester

    For years, there were rumors about an exceptionally gifted, long-armed phenom on the Armenian’s Men’s soccer team, but most people thought the rumors were stretching the truth.

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  32. Sandra Saunders Avatar
    Sandra Saunders

    Ahhhh! Come on…how could I have possibly touched the ball with my hand?

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  33. israel demeulenaere Avatar
    israel demeulenaere

    What the long arm of the law does for fun, when not writing speeding tickets for chris brady

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  34. Fred Splan Avatar
    Fred Splan

    ” Hey, If you want to join our TEAM we don’t give HAND OUTS only HAND UPS ( way ups …. )

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  35. Dean Clouse Avatar
    Dean Clouse

    Soccer? Aw come on man, I thought we were here for a group hug!

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  36. Harvey Thomson Avatar
    Harvey Thomson

    Didn’t you see we were making a right turn.

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  37. Sean Cunningham Avatar
    Sean Cunningham

    Awwww..Come on goalie! I could have even blocked that goal…?

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  38. Mark Carlisle Avatar
    Mark Carlisle

    don’t even try to go Right… the long arm of the law will get you…

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  39. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    After listening to the Blue Team complain, the Yellow Team’s goalie came out of the goal to argue his reach was not an unfair advantage, meanwhile the fullbacks
    thought, “Not Again”

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  40. Nate Miller Avatar

    The ref had no idea of the repercussions when he made that bad call. Mr. Fantastic now prepares for the mother of all face slaps!

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  41. Trevor Kehoe Avatar
    Trevor Kehoe

    I represent the government; I have a “hand out” for everyone!

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  42. Michele Connolly Avatar
    Michele Connolly

    Ahhh, Come on! I can’t believe you drank all the MonaVie… Couldn’t you see it over on our bench?

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  43. Benpearson3 Avatar

    DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL?!

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  44. David Nelson Avatar
    David Nelson

    You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, and with an arm that long maybe you can pick your friends nose

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  45. Pop Pop Avatar
    Pop Pop

    I cannot make my point any clearer!!

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  46. Peter Artibello Avatar
    Peter Artibello

    ah, come on….if I’ve told you once, I’ve old you a million times. Put the toilet seat down where you’re finished.

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  47. Sherri Emerson Avatar
    Sherri Emerson

    Hanky Lanky touched the ball. Hanky Lanky thought he had a bad call.
    All the team’s players and all the team’s men knew that he got bent out of shape again.

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  48. Carmine Villani Avatar
    Carmine Villani

    I think Sherri Emerson wins :D))

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  49. TK Avatar
    TK

    Some say it’s smoke and mirrors, but this is really the way the government works! Just tell them how long you want the arm (aka: how much money you need) and they’ll grow the arm (aka: print more money).

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  50. Bryan Rogers Avatar
    Bryan Rogers

    RED ROVER, RED ROVER we call Ronaldo over!!!

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